You

"You is quite simply.... you!"

- You, reading You!

"I am weird, dumb and a pornographer"

- You

That's right, THAT'S YOU!! The ugliest guy ever to live in Stupid City as of right now!



You have apparently been to a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around You, including yourself. You also seem to have a missing brain.

Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.

Your Mom is your mother. (Duh) Also, Ducky probably is your father! Or Dark Ducky is...or maybe it's Squadala Man...or Weegee...or somebody...I don't know... or John McCain. Perhaps it's AINAI... maybe even nobody. MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS!

You could also be...... ME!!! (Or Gabe)

You are also a hobo, living on the damn streets of Palm City, homeless, you are too poor to afford a house.

You are just sitting in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun? Or go relax on the beach? ...Wait. That's right.

So,, are you impressed how much we know about you? Probably not at all.

Trivia

 * You can't even walk! Can you?
 * When you were a child, you always threw tantrums because you wanted ice cream or McDonald's.
 * You drive the worst shitbox in the world, you should by a Land Rover Defender, then run your Allroad and Kia over, just like Doug Demuro.
 * This one is here so the trivia section doesn't look tiny.